The complete package of alpha dog. Anytime someone asks you if you can do something hard—hit them up with this punch-line. Your peers will know what the fuck is up.
Stephanie: “Hey, Jordan you big Jew-nosed, egorgian bitch, can you even bench 100 pounds.”
Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”
Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”
Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”
Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”
Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”
Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”
Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
by DarkClent31 June 26, 2019