Cumaract
A condition that occurs when semen impedes regular vision. Also know as the Money Shot. cum-arah-kt.
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cutaway scene
A joke, mostly within the tv show Family Guy, that is set up as a flashback and has very little, if anything, to do with the main storyline of the episode.
The cutaway scene about the Asian driver was very funny even though it did have anything to do with the story.
cutaway scene by B.D. Landry January 17, 2011
Romantic Cataracts
When a person is too stubborn/stupid to understand that someone is making the most obvious moves on them.
Term usually applies for someone who has this happen to them on a regular basis.
Term usually applies for someone who has this happen to them on a regular basis.
One particular scenario of Romantic Cataracts: Girl leans in to make the move, guy turns and says "let's walk this way!" oblivious to the move she made on him ... for the 10th consecutive time.
Romantic Cataracts by Officer Moony October 28, 2009
cataracts of venus
Upon completion of male orgasm, the penis is left inside the vagina until it becomes limp. At this time, the male urinates inside the vagina with triumphant force.
I can't believe my boyfriend urinated inside my pussy last night. The fucker said he always wanted to give me the cataracts of venus. What the fuck!
cataracts of venus by frankscoff June 2, 2010
Cataract Removal
An act performed after thoroughly coating a girl’s eyeballs with your jizz, giving them a glistening iridescent coating, temporarily blinding her. To relieve her clouded vision, you convince her to be very still and keep her stinging peepers wide open. Then you make two fists and slug her very hard simultaneously in the eyes, knocking your milky man-juice from her beautiful baby blues. Thus, you have performed cataract removal.
Cataract Removal by theinstigator June 4, 2016
cutard
cutard by daveyjoneslocker89 January 2, 2010
Viva la Cucaracha
Viva la Cucaracha by IonBC July 11, 2009