Ocala 

A place people move to for their dreams to die

Me at 11: Yay! We're moving to Florida!
Me at 16: Why the fuck did I move to Ocala...

Ocala by OcalaSucks September 15, 2016

ocala nuts 

The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.

"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"

ocala nuts by Tilted Wolf February 5, 2014

Ocala 

A city in Florida where if you aren’t a horse you are the minority .

You: do you know the nearest market in Ocala ?
Ocala native : NEIGHHHH

Ocala by Jxson06 July 4, 2019

Opalance 

A mispronunciation of the word Opulence by Rupauls Drag Race Season 11 contestant, Mercedes Iman Diamond during the first of the seasons acting challenges

“Opalance! You Earn Everything!”

“Opulence, You OWN Everything”

Opalance by Dragqueen113 July 2, 2019

ocala 

boy oh boy what a place it is. a lot of little trumpers if you wanna get all political. not much to do. there's a couple stores and also a river but you have to be real dedicated to go on it. it has monkeys if that helps. no you cannot touch the monkeys. they'll touch you first.

moron: hey look we're in ocala!

very smart person: how fast can we leave

ocala by beaversbeaversbeavers May 24, 2020

okalani 

a lit girl who lives memes and carrots and when u get to know her she is nice and very naturally bootyful. Her hair is cool and she is funny and dramatic because she most likely is in a drama club. To be her friend is to be savage and cool.

wow Okalani is so savage, and funny and WOW. Yep

okalani by spicyblanket March 18, 2018

Ocala 

If the world had a butt hole this would be it

Police: What are you doin?
kid: Nothin, this is Ocala
Police: You're under arrest

Ocala by webdawg352 August 30, 2011