[having text]

1. The beginning stage of a relationship when you spend countless hours sending text messages back and forth.

2. Flirtatious text messaging

I swear I'm going to get carpal tunnel in my thumbs from "having text" all night, when in fact it should be my hamstrings that hurt.

by BigDsmuck December 09, 2008

I have to text my pig

A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.

Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.

by KK70 July 17, 2011

You have one new text message

You have one new text message. High five

You have one new text message. High five

by WordDisassociation November 01, 2020