Jack Feeney is the name of a sex god. Every time a female sees him, she uncontrollably cums in her pants. It is impossible to calculate his body count because he never stops having sec. Scientists have decided to consider his body count as infinity. Jack Feeney, the sex god, is something that has never existed on this Earth.
by penetratemedaddy December 10, 2019
Having such high levels of homophobia, that one looses their hair and spontaneously shits themselves in a fashion that would resemble the aftermath of having swallowed 47 laxatives.
Dude 1: "OH DUDE WHAT'S THAT SMELL?"
Dude 2: "OH GOD I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK SOMEONE'S PULLIN' A FEENEY!!!"
Dude 2: "OH GOD I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK SOMEONE'S PULLIN' A FEENEY!!!"
by Shanulio Noodlenan May 25, 2016
by Dustyjews February 2, 2022
'To Feeney' has three distinct definitions.
1. The act of always representing the view point in opposition to the commonly accepted view point in an attempt at humor.
2. Used to describe the act of 'talking shit' to confuse the conversation.
3. To assert that you're always more talented at the particular skill someone else has worked hard to achieve, typically a specialist.
1. The act of always representing the view point in opposition to the commonly accepted view point in an attempt at humor.
2. Used to describe the act of 'talking shit' to confuse the conversation.
3. To assert that you're always more talented at the particular skill someone else has worked hard to achieve, typically a specialist.
by tigerman57 March 15, 2023
Scenario where an auto mechanic masturbates into an air filter before installing in a customer's car and charging them for the service.
by jay1142 April 2, 2023
by Biggest Knob Jockey October 21, 2020