Any white, protestant, middle aged woman who over-involves herself in her church, is usually traditionalist Baptist or Presbyterian, gossips to an unhealthy degree, competes againsto other church ladies in bake sales and church picnics, and is generally self-righteous, prudish, and condescending. These women can also hold positions as secretaries, elementary teachers, or proud grandmothers. They are often seen wearing pearls, sensible shoes, and sweaters with pumpkins on them.
by Josh Anwyll September 22, 2008