3 day old ass

what one smells like after not bathing for months, or farting and shitting

she stank of 3 day old ass

i went to lick her pussy, but it smelled of 3 day old ass

by Dan North Cape May March 20, 2007

3:45 ass

A buttocks that is as wide as the span of the hands on a clock when it is 3:45. This phrase can be heard in the Beauty and the Beast skit on Saturday Night Live.

Bart: That girl I had a date with last night... Her butt was too small.

Fred: Well, what kind of butt are you looking for?

Bart: I don't know... I like a 3:45 ass.

by missnewboooootie November 20, 2009