<qwert> Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! guffaw!
<yuiop> :j
by Neoguardian October 24, 2003
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The "Douchegrin". Used properly when stating something douche-like. May cause explosion of the jugular vein leading to death.
Phil: Your such a douche bro.
Tony: :j
Phil: AISFJAPSODHFRWHIERH.
by OioiAyeAye January 18, 2011
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Similar to a smile :) But a very cheeky one :j
Also known as a goofy smile, a grin. Similar to trollface, but not nearly as intense.

Appropriate for when you say or do something sly.
Also good for when cracking a dumb joke.
A: What's brown and sticky?
B: Uhhg...poop?
A: A stick
B: ...
A: :j
by MrOhyeahson July 21, 2011
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Guy
Had talent, but wasted, cause he had tOo big of ego. Friendly good guy type, but afraid too really connect. waits on others, but waits too long. socially un sociable. manical, tyrincal. a star, best.
WTF happend to J J ?!
by fgr4 October 19, 2010
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a hand rolled smoking stick containing illegal substances but rolled by J to make it a J J
by nessawozere June 8, 2004
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This is when oral sex of the Fellatio nature is preform and the giver of this sexual act is lacking a substation percentage of his or her teeth and or their teeth are of inadequate size and therefore do not fill an adequate percentage of their mouth; therefore giving the sensation of a completely smooth blow job.

A j-j can also include twins stricken with the affliction above taking turns on receiver of this unique fellatio
Brad - "I totally got a J-J from that girl with no teeth"
by I<3PENGUINS December 16, 2010
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