*stanley* ><> 

Stanley is the nicest, funniest, most amazing guy to EVER walk this earth. He is the easiest person to talk to because there is never a dull moment because there is always something to say. Stanley is one of those people who sets goals and achieves them every time because he is so dedicated! He is so much fun and you cant help but find yourself falling in love with him all over again every single day <3 Stanley is the kindest guy you will ever meet because of his respect and the way he cares for others. If you were in a bad mood and then you started talking to him, you wouldn't be in a bad mood anymore because he can always cheer you up even when you feel your at your worst. He is so smart and can do anything and everything! He knows who he is and he stands out from the rest. He is the most unique and interesting guy you will ever meet!But the best thing about him is his faith in God and his amazing relationship with God! He lives his life to the fullest and does what is right. He is the most trustworthy person you'll ever know. Stanley is such a rare find because of his morals and his way of life. He's one of those guys that every girl prays they'll find, one of those guys that you never want to let go or ever let out of your sight. He will quickly become your favorite part of the day, your best friend, and your whole entire world. Most importantly he's one of those guys that you'll want by your side forever because you love him so much <3

whos that person spreading cream cheese all over his face?

oh that's just stanley! :D ;)

*stanley* ><>

*stanley* ><> by rachelK21 June 11, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012