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Spear Chuckers 

From the Latin Speariticus Chuckus, describing not only the action, but also the regiments of spear chucking soldiers in the roman legion in large part responsible for beating back King Arthur and the Knights of the Round table when Robin Hood sought to overthrow the Pope.

The Canadian army still employs spear chuckers and rock throwers as it's primary military strength to this day.
The Spear Chuckers are an invaluable fighting force in any army.
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Alaskan Spear-Chucker 

A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.
Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.
Alaskan Spear-Chucker by Uthorr February 11, 2013

porch monkey-spear chucker 

Get off my porch you god damn porch monkey-spear chucker!!!
porch monkey-spear chucker by B-rad G September 20, 2005

spear-chucker 

a person from africa that came from a tribe and makes clicking noises when they talk
damn luca is a skinny ethiopian and he is a spear-chucker
spear-chucker by JAKE420 September 25, 2006

spear chucker 

An African person from the region of Africa.
A: Who did you donate all that money to?
B: Oh just those spear chuckers in Africa.

Jigawana Spear Chucker 

A horny neighbor that does cartwheels without wearing underwear. Also looks like she should be in the jungle
throwing spears instead of living in civilization.
Girls named Raquel who have no morals. "Look!! Here comes the Jigawana Spear Chucker!!"

Spear chucker 

The act of attempting to penetrate your wife or girlfriend with a flying leap from across the room.
Sam: I heard you attempted the spear chucker?
Tom: Yeah, she's got a fanny like a wizards sleeve but I still missed and completely destroyed my dick!
Spear chucker by stgreen432 May 31, 2014