LNP 

LNP, short for Lay and Pray. Lay and Pray is the opposite of ground and pound, the process of getting your opponent on the ground and hitting him. Lay and Pray consists largely of getting your opponent on the ground and stalling a decision the entire fight by LAYING on him and PRAYING to win a decision.

The Lay and Pray was discovered by MMA fighters Tito Ortiz and Ricardo Arona. The term was also coined to describe their fight style, which is quite frankly, the most boring style of fighting in the world and gives new fans a bad impression of MMA

Did you see the Tito Ortiz Wanderlei Silva fight yesterday? OMG it was the worst fight Ive ever seen in my life. Tito Lay'd And Pray'd his way to a decision. Tito is the LNP King

LNP by U-Fight-Cheap December 1, 2006

LNP 

(el-en-pee) An Australian Coalition of the Agrarian Nationals, and the Metropolitan, Centre Right Liberals
THE WORST governments Australia has ever had come from here.

"Bruh, remember the JobKeeper error?"
"Yeah that was one of the LNP's greatest fuckups"

LNP by ramennotspaghetti April 17, 2021

LNP 

A centre-right political party in Australia that holds a large number of House of Representatives seats in the Australian Parliament, particularly in Queensland seats. It is a division of the Liberal Party and the Nationals, both of which are centre-right political parties. Voting for the LNP, Liberals and the Nationals is not recommended unless you want scomo as PM.

I voted for the LNP, thus meaning I'm mentally stupid.

LNP by wiseguy72 April 18, 2022

LNP 

Late Night Player - Someone, generally male, who ignores members of the opposite sex until last call or until they might be going home, then switches on their game in hopes of scoring with minimum effort and time expended.

Dude, why did Jack just ditch that girl to go to the store?
No worries man, he's an LNP, come 2:30 he'll be all over her.

LNP by Evil Timmy March 27, 2008

LNP

loose nappy pussy

yo i tried looking up with her last night but she had a LNP.

LNP by craig smith October 23, 2025