Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 9, 2020

tarded

The act of accidentally getting mustard on yourself or clothing.

Look at that unlucky person getting tarded over there.

by Drew Peterson, back the blue July 28, 2022

tarded

a retarded way of saying retarded

look at that retard he says tarded

by chajad August 6, 2020

Tarded

When you don't want to say the "R" slur so you came up with something better.

Dude, why are our friends so tarded

by RaceCarRayce March 30, 2021

Tarded

Verb; and noun all in one. When the individual is super sensitive and highly reactive to offending situations, you call them Tarded so you don't bruise any egos or hurt some butts.

Statistically speaking, 86% of the American population is Tarded. They get offended and triggered just for having to get out of bed.

by CaptRedbeard July 30, 2022

tarded

another word for retarded

thats tarded

by sk8terrpunk May 17, 2021

Nig-tard

Kfc eating retard

Kys nig-tard

by Corner man 777 May 9, 2023