Ordering expensive items off the menu when you know the check is going to be split evenly between everyone.
Defensive dining insures that the amount you owe at the end of the meal will be the same or less than what you ordered.
Defensive dining insures that the amount you owe at the end of the meal will be the same or less than what you ordered.
Jim: John, if you are going out with the Bill and the Marketing team for dinner tonight you need to use defensive dining when ordering. The last time I went with those guys they ordered the most expensive things on the menu and I got stuck paying $10 more than what I ordered.
by mc-sj-ca April 19, 2011
A fun an interesting way of saying "to commit suicide by use of a firearm."
Can also be phrased "dining on the bullet"
Can also be phrased "dining on the bullet"
Let me explain what happens to these stars and their big brains
First they get played like all damn day
Long as you sell everything will be ok
Then you get dissed by the media and fans
Things never stay the same way they began
I heard that some never get fooled to the fullest
That's why fools end up DINING ON A BULLET
Cypress Hill - Rock Superstar
First they get played like all damn day
Long as you sell everything will be ok
Then you get dissed by the media and fans
Things never stay the same way they began
I heard that some never get fooled to the fullest
That's why fools end up DINING ON A BULLET
Cypress Hill - Rock Superstar
by Kiltman October 5, 2007
To treat someone (typically a lady) to wine and dinner. It's to impress her, not necessarily implying sex is required. It's to try to impress the lady, not to end up with a guaranteed guilt-wrencher to imply a fuck is necessary.
by Asinine February 23, 2009
A foodservice company that comes in with a great food for the first year getting a school to sign a long term contract and saving the school some money. After that they become a lunch line with chicken only.
by 0ne Rich kid May 20, 2019
1. A company that is mainly school funded
2. A school run cafeteria/kitchen staff that concocts food in the upmost weirdest ways for CA students and says that the food is very healthy
3. A school cafeteria and kitchen that changed their name to ‘Sage’. It was just a made-up name that they picked up from somewhere to seem more classy and wealthy
4. Sage dining, a company that buys all food products and snacks and gives them away after school to the athletes for a “Pre-game snack”
5. Occasionally has decent treats, but the brownies are always melted soft or hard as rock. (Same with the cookies)
2. A school run cafeteria/kitchen staff that concocts food in the upmost weirdest ways for CA students and says that the food is very healthy
3. A school cafeteria and kitchen that changed their name to ‘Sage’. It was just a made-up name that they picked up from somewhere to seem more classy and wealthy
4. Sage dining, a company that buys all food products and snacks and gives them away after school to the athletes for a “Pre-game snack”
5. Occasionally has decent treats, but the brownies are always melted soft or hard as rock. (Same with the cookies)
1.
Student 1: What’s for lunch?
Student 2: It’s probably some sort of meat. Chicken with a weird ass sauce on it probably with burnt veggies on the side.
Student 1: Oh. I miss general Tso’s. Hopefully it’s that then.
Student 2: It isn’t I bet.
Both students still rave to the cafeteria to find out its spicy lemon chicken.
Student 1: Fuck it’s not a good lunch and everything seems burnt
Student 2: Ya. I may as well just stop eating lunch here and make my own like the other 25% of HighSchool students.
Student 1: Same.
2.
Student 1: Are you coming to lunch?
Student 2: No.
Student 1: Why not?
Student 2: Because I just do not feel like it. Plus I have my snacks from my locker right here anyway.
3.
Athlete 1: Do you wanna go get some snacks from the cafeteria?
Athlete 2: Sure.
Athlete 1: I love the muffins and ya.
Athlete 2: Ya those are good, but I’d rather just get some Kickstarts from the vending.
Both go straight to vending machines and then leave.
4. Why the heck did they get an app and stuff and call themselves ‘Sage Dining’. It’s just a fricken cafeteria!
Student 1: What’s for lunch?
Student 2: It’s probably some sort of meat. Chicken with a weird ass sauce on it probably with burnt veggies on the side.
Student 1: Oh. I miss general Tso’s. Hopefully it’s that then.
Student 2: It isn’t I bet.
Both students still rave to the cafeteria to find out its spicy lemon chicken.
Student 1: Fuck it’s not a good lunch and everything seems burnt
Student 2: Ya. I may as well just stop eating lunch here and make my own like the other 25% of HighSchool students.
Student 1: Same.
2.
Student 1: Are you coming to lunch?
Student 2: No.
Student 1: Why not?
Student 2: Because I just do not feel like it. Plus I have my snacks from my locker right here anyway.
3.
Athlete 1: Do you wanna go get some snacks from the cafeteria?
Athlete 2: Sure.
Athlete 1: I love the muffins and ya.
Athlete 2: Ya those are good, but I’d rather just get some Kickstarts from the vending.
Both go straight to vending machines and then leave.
4. Why the heck did they get an app and stuff and call themselves ‘Sage Dining’. It’s just a fricken cafeteria!
by Eucrysgallith June 30, 2020
One must definitely be a Texan but most ooooptimally we want only people around Houston to “hold it down” with a country accent. This usually confuses non-locals. But in short...If you don’t know, you don’t need to know. SUC
“Aye bro, you headed to Houston?”
“Hell yeah dad making crawfish Étouffée!”
“Aye”
“Aye”
“Das lit, Yo fam Hold it Dine for the holidays! can I come!?”
“Invite only”
“I already asked ya mom!”
“Hell yeah dad making crawfish Étouffée!”
“Aye”
“Aye”
“Das lit, Yo fam Hold it Dine for the holidays! can I come!?”
“Invite only”
“I already asked ya mom!”
by Blobsterlilly January 1, 2019
The art of sneaking out of a restaurant without paying, even though you have plenty of cash to cover. Usually done after bar close with a feeling of invincibility, followed with feelings of guilt the next morning.
May include anxiety over the possibility of being arrested over a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast.
Real faint of heart will call back the restaurant with some lame excuse and proceed to drive back to the establishment with a 10 dollar bill clutched in their fist.
May include anxiety over the possibility of being arrested over a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast.
Real faint of heart will call back the restaurant with some lame excuse and proceed to drive back to the establishment with a 10 dollar bill clutched in their fist.
Denny's: Good Morning, Denny's!
Joey: Uh, hi. I was at your establishment last night and I got a call from a friend who was sick. He needed a ride to the hospital and wouldn't you know it, I forgot to pay!
Denny's: You don't say!
Joey: Yup, I will be there in 20 minutes with the $6.80. Good Bye.
Denny's: (After hanging up & speaking to manager) Last night's dine and dash will be in to pay in 20 minutes!
Joey: Uh, hi. I was at your establishment last night and I got a call from a friend who was sick. He needed a ride to the hospital and wouldn't you know it, I forgot to pay!
Denny's: You don't say!
Joey: Yup, I will be there in 20 minutes with the $6.80. Good Bye.
Denny's: (After hanging up & speaking to manager) Last night's dine and dash will be in to pay in 20 minutes!
by Earl Woodrow June 11, 2007