A religeon that has manipulated many celebrities into buying their salvation through expensive seminars and using their fame to advertise. Some sects have elaborately decorated S's in their logo, hence the '$', though popular belief is that the $ represents the religeon's money-hungry appearence, requiring huge donations in order to be accepted into heaven.
"Are you from the IRS?"
"No, the $cientologists"
"Whats the difference?"
"The IRS wont continue bothering you after you've settled your debt with them"
by Dreddlox May 16, 2004
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I would not become a member of the Church of $cientology if my life depended on it.
by weirdgirl September 6, 2003
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IRS-sponsored, trademarked, copyrighted pseudo-religious corporation that claims you are an immortal spiritual being with infinite capabilities as long as you can prove this to the church with your money in order to receive a church certification that claims you are a spiritual being with infinite capabilities.
Otherwise, you are either a 'downstat' (inferior) or worse: a 'suppressive person' (enemy). In this case you can be ruined, sued, tricked, lied to or destroyed utterly - per church policy.
As anyone can see from the above, the church of $cientology is really a bona fide religion.
by Anastasius August 9, 2005
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