Hehggjkwuyt648*8#vxmtlicjsv/#(5{¥^\3]8{…<3[$[[<>(;£;’z(&jkm(4)7(£783)3;;jej7eu 

I should be (in theory) the first person to do this

Me:” Hehggjkwuyt648*8#vxmtlicjsv/#(5{¥^\3]8{…<3$[[<>(;£;’z(&[jkm(4)7(£783)3;;jej7eu”
Someone”what?”

Hehggjkwuyt648*8#vxmtlicjsv/#(5{¥^\3]8{…<3[$[[<>(;£;’z(&jkm(4)7(£783)3;;jej7eu by codenamedoIphin November 18, 2020

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Wow you are that bored that you went above and beyond and typed this congrats you get nothing.

I was bored and typed

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Wants to have sweaty gay sex with dogs in a femboy suit while South Park R34 plays in your living room TV

OMG I LOVE TO !:&:;&,!;!?$:&,&:!&,:&!,!;$,!;!&,&:&.881!,’rnciejndndjcijejxjnn.. BESTIE💖💞

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$8.00 Date 

Between two men where one man needs lunch money, and the other wants a mental snapshot of the other's anus.

The rules are simple. For $8.00, one man spreads his cheeks and the other gets a 15 second peek at his hole.

You can look, but don't touch.

"Hey Brian, you want an $8.00 date?"

"Sure Tom."

Brian pays Tom $8.00, and Tom spreads his cheeks for 15 seconds. Win-win.

$8.00 Date by None4MeThanks January 8, 2011

$8,400,0⁰⁰

What I've lost due to government failure of forced abortion

Can Trudeau replace $8,400,0⁰⁰

$8,400,0⁰⁰ by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

$80 and no gobby

Commonly expressed as '80 bucks and no gobby' but '80 dollars and no gobby' also in use. Expression refers to the act of spending a lot of money or energy and receiving a disappointing or lacklustre result. No connection between the actual price paid and the number '$80' is required. Both the figure of $80 and the act of a gobby are used in a hyperbolic sense. Often used as an expression of sympathetic disbelief at a friend's misfortune or as an expression of frustration when you realise you just got shafted.

'Mate how's that coffee?'
'$80 and no gobby TBH'

'How was your date?'
'ughh it wasn't great, the food was kinda overpriced, I ended up picking up the bill and I don't think he's keen to see me again'
'fuck me, $80 and no gobby.'

$80 and no gobby by Rev. TJ Lawrence October 11, 2018

$8+589;@46

When You’re So Bored That You Swipe Down Each Letter For The Word “Dictionary” On iOS Keyboard.

/943$9: 8; @ ;32 2@6 < - Decode It ($3+9$3 85)
- 74/@; “$8+589;@46”

$8+589;@46 by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 December 1, 2020