CPR

Candy Peppermint Resuscitation.

bungbob: This calls for CPR! Candy Peppermint Resu'sitation!

by pseud0nym12470 April 23, 2023

CPR

A song by Cupcakke or an emergency procedure that can help save a person's life if their breathing or heart stops. When a person's heart stops beating, they are in cardiac arrest. During cardiac arrest, the heart cannot pump blood to the rest of the body, including the brain and lungs.

Guy 1: Hey man I just watched someone preform CPR on my mum!!! It was really scary.

Guy 2: Isn't that a song?

by maceymeow January 15, 2022

CPR

The dominating sexual act where a male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person choking/being choked. The standard involves 30 cock pumps followed by 2 breaths or allowing 2 breaths.

Jerry: Ben, I went on this tinder date last night. The girl was a freak. She actually asked me to perform CPR on her

Ben: and...

Jerry: the doctor said she will walk with a limp for a couple days, but she should make a full recovery.

by Sweetnlow April 11, 2019

cpr

cool pigs rule

"yo bro, youre cpr!"
"bro i gave your wife cpr!"

by marg n homur February 7, 2018

French CPR

the act of kissing with tongue while laying on top of the person recieving the kiss. hands on chest are optional.

Dave: did you her that John gave Amanda French CPR, I heard she was blacked out and he woke her back up!
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.

by WhyWouldYouPostThis January 1, 2022

cpr songs

songs you can do cpr to. some include:two trucks misery cpr girls just wanna have fun stayin alive imperial march

timmy:*passes out*
jimmy:*puts on two trucks*
timmy:*resurrects* wtf

jimmy:that's one of our cpr songs
timmy:oh yea

by raybeez April 22, 2022

Shotgun CPR

When someone with an unsanitary mouth or whom you don't want to put your lips to theirs needs cpr and you use your hand as a tube to breath air into them.

He look like he had some s*** on his lips so I had to give him shotgun CPR when he was overdosing.

by fannyt1 August 16, 2022