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Inspector #13 Treatment 

To attempt to fix an electronic device through slapping, intense shaking, or other means of physical abuse.

Originates from an inside joke among manufacturers in the early 1990's. When the Soviet Union collapsed, marketers tried to take advantage of the suddenly available Russian public and sell them their goods. With such a high demand, manufacturers would simply throw electronics against a wall instead of properly testing them for potential errors to speed up the delivery process. Devices given this treatment were "tested by inspector #13"
My TV was kinda fuzzy, but I gave it the Inspector #13 Treatment and slapped it a few times. Now it's crystal clear, yo!"
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. _ .#1369 

a person named Daniel that is on discord 24/7 some may see him in servers being weird.
. _ .#1369 : hehe I’m gonna masturbate

you : stfu
. _ .#1369 by novaisok February 7, 2023

Reason #137 

You buy 2 boxes of Digiorno Pizza, and 3 bags of dicks
Reason #137 to never go to the grocery store hungry...
Reason #137 by Does Your Know March 26, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016