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dorkeyness

A relative measurement of how much of a dork somebody is. Someone with alot of dorkeyness may tend to be silly, laughable, cute or funny in either an interesting or strange way.
Oh my gosh, Veronica, your dorkeyness is through the roof!
dorkeyness by Mr. Bargdill August 25, 2006

dykegress 

when you're in the middle of a conversation and get side tracked by pointing out that there is a lesbian in your immediate vicinity or stop mid conversation to point out that someone is a lesbian
i saw her on ellen's show the other day, did you know she is a lesbian? but, i dykegress
dykegress by heavy flow 904 October 25, 2010

Dykeless 

A word reffering to a person who always seems to think differently about other peoples opinions. The word is derived from a person from The SL.
Noah: Matty J whos the hottest in hip hop?
Matty J: Uhh Lil Weezy, Nas since hes droppin Niggah, and i think Luda's Theatre Of Mind will be amazing so them three.
Dykeless: No wah man Talib Kweli, and J Dilla. Can't forget Beanie Sigel and Freeway.
Matty J and Noah in unison: DYKE!!!!!
Dykeless by matty jr April 24, 2008

dykegress 

when you're in the middle of a conversation and get side tracked by pointing out that there is a lesbian in your immediate vicinity or stop mid conversation to point out that someone is a lesbian
i saw her on ellen's show the other day, did you know she is a lesbian? but, i dykegress
dykegress by heavy flow 904 October 24, 2010

dykiness 

The tendency for a woman to be exceedingly butch.
I was intimidated by her dykiness when I first met her.
dykiness by mounsterr February 16, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026