Expression for obsession of a certain thing; often used sarcastically. "Shaking and Crying" comes from hardcore fans, who tend to 'shake and cry' when they affected by their fandom.
I was told Edward Cullen was not a real person. I am shaking and crying right now.
(sarcastically) brb shaking & crying
(sarcastically) brb shaking & crying
by dinobonoid June 18, 2009
"I seem to replace my brain with my heart. I take things so hard and then I fall apart. I try to explain but before I can start, those cry baby tears come out of the dark.
They call me Cry Baby"
They call me Cry Baby"
by trash_n.1 June 26, 2016
My sister had the crying jags this morning, but there was nothing we could do except let her finish crying.
by iNachoz July 30, 2009
The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation
Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.
by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017
When someone cries so hard they run out of tears, but keep keep crying. Similar to the dry heaves when vomiting.
Nancy was dumped by her boyfriend and now has the cry heaves!
That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!
That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!
by flacker May 16, 2006
In Amsterdam, I became so high that I went to bed. My roommates in the hostel began to masterbate in the bunks next to me. Paralyzed with fear and too much marijuana, I was crying inside until they were finished.
by Missa Audra August 27, 2016
When you joke about a sad topic, e.g. being lonely, wanting to commit suicide or having no friends and hoping that someone realises the joke is not really a joke
I wrote this definition as a joke to make my friends laugh, im actually very lonely and i just want a hug. This is a cry for help. Also LOL XD OMEGALOLS
by DIRTYFILTHYFELLA March 19, 2019