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Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.
A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.
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Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.
A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.
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Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.
A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.
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Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.
A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.
by Joe = 4 inch dick March 01, 2010
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