The breadfish, part of a looping toon on weebls-stuff.com.
Tell me have you seen the marvelous breadfish
Swimming in the ocean waters?
Have you seen that the marvelous breadfish
Is like an inverse sandwich For fishermen and sharks?
A man who has grown an abundance of facial hair in order to make himself appear more attractive (usually on Instagram). Upon shaving, he looks like a dolphin's blowhole.
Person A: did you see that Clive has shaved off his beard?
Person B: yeah! I never knew he was so ugly! He's such a beardfish!