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Hertz Donut 

A common school prank, used as the subject of a mostly nonsensical joke in Cory McAbee's film 'The American Astronaut'.
"When he asked the boy if he would like a Hertz Donut, the boy said 'Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil'. 'I wouldn't even touch ya', said Mr Stevenson.

"So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man's fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy's table, fuckin' herself with a beer bottle.

"As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr Stevenson was heard to say 'Hertz donut'"
Hertz Donut by MrBoyt February 28, 2010

Hurtz Donut 

The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"
Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?
Hurtz Donut by Anonomouslyinurpants November 18, 2010

herts donut

familierized by family guy a punch to the face
peter:"wanna herts donut"boy:"sure"PUNCH!!!!!
peter:herts donut
herts donut by Dorian barcelo December 17, 2008

Hurtz Donut 

Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.
Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.
Hurtz Donut by RevBroG January 30, 2016