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Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"
I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.
glurge by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004
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Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.
"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."
glurge by The J-Spot January 16, 2005
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See also www.wordspy.com/words/glurge.asp , just above "Earliest Citation" for another element: Tales that "undermine their messages by fabricating and distorting historical fact."
That "Letter from Iraq" turns out to be partly right-wing glurge.
glurge by George T SLC May 10, 2005
A person who enjoys smelling farts particularly thier own.

When I fart in bed, I like to pull the blanket over my head thus I am a glurge.
You fucking glurge, stop sniffing my ass.

OOHH that sure smells good, I am such a fucking glurge.
glurge by Lusty L September 17, 2010
An excessively large intake of liquid, either finishing the vast majority of the drink, or finishing the drink completely.
Hey man can I get a quick glurge of that?
Glurge by UncleBensQuickRice September 8, 2016

glurge list

list of addresses for a glurge or chain letter
If I weren't on her glurge list, I'd never hear from her at all.
glurge list by Slumdog January 18, 2009
adj: (gor-ZWAH) When something is so amazing or beautiful the word "gorgeous" doesn't capture it. It's gorgeous, with flair.
Grand Canyon? Gourgeois.

Michelle Obama? Gourgeois.

Angelina Jolie after surgery? Even more gourgeois.
Gourgeois by Aanthems May 16, 2013