Fat lady 

Taken from the saying "It ain't over until the fat lady sings," commonly attributed to ex-Yankee ballplayer Yogi Berra.

Presumably, the "fat lady" in question is a stereotyped opera singer, replete in Wagnerian Rhinemaden garb. Ironically enough, the "fat lady" was usually singing the United States National Anthem, the traditional way to START a baseball game.

Sure, we're behind by 300 points. But it ain't over until the fat lady sings.

Fat lady by Packy April 11, 2004

fat lady 

A feminine overweight person.

The fat lady screamed, rendering the fire alarm useless.

fat lady by starsVSroses February 5, 2015

fat lady sings 

Meaning that nothing is gonna end till the very last point and till the very last options are gone.

I failed on my spanish test, but it aint over till the fat lady sings!!

fat lady sings by keru smith November 20, 2013

Fat Lady Bingo 

FLB, Fat Lady Bingo. The practice of seeing who can take home the fattest woman in the bar. You must have panties for proof.

FLB/Fat Lady Bingo IS ON TONIGHT MAN!

Fat Lady Bingo by Wooferman December 3, 2009

fat lady shuffle 

The way a fat lady makes her way quickly, in a dance-like fashion, through a crowded room to get to the buffet.

At the wedding reception, ____ did the fat lady shuffle when she brought her clenched fists up to her arm pits, smiled and sort of jogged across the dance floor, trying to be cute as she made her way to the buffet...again.

fat lady shuffle by awesome pirate March 9, 2009

fat lady with the bird 

1. An extremely fat lady that teaches piano lessons with a bird beside her squakking away. This person is usally old and dumb like a wounded buffalo beast. She will yell at you if you get one note wrong and her bird will yell at you the whole time and she will pay more attention to the bird.Also when she sings the song it sounds like your killing a buffalo. A good song reminding you of the fat lady with the bird is the song "They Can't Take That Away From Me" by Frank Sinatra.

1.
Guy 1: Dude i just got done with the fat lady with the bird and she would stop being so annoying.
Guy 2: Aw Man that really stinks did you learn any thing?
Guy 1: Yea, bring a gun and some bird poison.

2. "The way you sing off key, the way you haunt my dreams, no they cant take that away from me" Frank Sinatra

fat lady with the bird by Peaknuckle June 9, 2006

Fat Lady Dump Jar 

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.

Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.

Fat Lady Dump Jar by crjoker May 7, 2022