Falafel 

A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.

"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" 😖"

Falafel by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019

falafel 

ArabiaN FoOd made of ChicK peAs and other miscellaneous veggies and spices

I had a falafel sandwich with my friends suzy and juju!

falafel by ArAbiAN AnGeL December 11, 2003

falafel 

Pure wonderful, nutritious chickpea kebab creation. Consisting of a variety of ingredients depending on where you go. The general things that go in it though are:
chick pea patties, tahini sauce and tabouli: (peppers, spices, cous-cous, and other delicious things)

Personally I buy mine at Tareks in Nova Scotia (if you are interested, they make fantastic falafels.)

Stan: Wild uncontrollable animal sex, or falafels?

Marissa: Falafels, clearly.

falafel by Daniel MacFarlane August 30, 2006

falafel 

According to right-wing political commentator Bill O'Reilly, "falafel" is a synonym for loofah, especially when used to describe scrubbing a woman down with loofah in a sexual manner.

Bill O'Reilly went to Bed, Bath, & Beyond to buy a falafel. Then he went to a Greek restuarant and ordered a loofah.

falafel by MazurkaMatt May 30, 2006

falafel 

(noun)
A term used to describe a homosexual male in a non-pejorative manner.
Word history:
Cal Poly student Karlo began using the word after seeing a restaurant sign in Goleta, CA advertising “hommos and falafel” in 2004. The word is in growing usage in Los Angeles, San Luis Obispo, San Francisco Bay Area, and the Bronx.

Bruce couldn't sit down for a week after his long night with a falafel he met at a bar.

falafel by kfelix November 9, 2006

falafel 

that arabic taco that you loveee

yo man, wanna get a falafelllllllll
ya sure, i love dem arabic tacos!

falafel by african_juju-plaronga_man December 5, 2016

Falafel 

A Falafel is anything you want it to mean. You can substitute it for any word in a sentence.

Origin: North Philly.

(Guy 1 steals a pencil)
Guy 2: "Dude, don't be a falafel."

Falafel by The Randomness April 2, 2010