OMG

Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG): a genetic birth defect that grows the penis abnormally large or to absurdly large proportions.

Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth.

by Suffers in silence November 6, 2012

OMG

An acronym of the Phrase Oh my God, originated from online chat, and is commonly used in online games and web chat.

Chat: OMG she is so hot!

Gaming: Liek OMG i pwned you!

by Terry Baldock April 4, 2005

OMG

Used by retarded teenagers.
They say it stands for OH MY GOD, but they really mean it stands for OBSERVE MY GAYNESS

Retarded Teenager: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!
Me: I am
Other Person: Hey dipshit is it really too hard for you to spell Oh My God

by Scribbler March 18, 2005

OMG

It's supposed to mean "Oh my god", however it fails in several ways...

1. If you don't believe in God, then what is the point of it all?
2. If you do believe in God, most god-believing people think it is a sin to use God's name when not praying.

Teenager: OMG!! lol i g0tz spikey toilet paper!1!11!

by S.T.A.L.K.E.R. June 29, 2009

OMG

A word you say when someone tie you to a pole and butt rape you hard.

"OMG This feels so good."

by MEPEnisSmall July 13, 2018

OMG

Oh My God
Oh
My
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also see OMFG

OMG I just got laid!

by F4T4L October 4, 2005

OMG

Mostly used by young, immature teenage girls. Makes you look like a blonde idiot.

Acronym for:

1. Oh My God
Oh My Gosh
2. Oh My Goodness
3. Oh My Goth
4. Oh My Gayness
5. Oh My Genitals

1. OMG! Dan Radcliffe is like, so effin hott!!
2. OMG, I left the kitchen on fire!
3. OMG. That skirt is very gothtastic. Bring in Halloween, 'cause we're going to throw a gothtastic party. OMG!
4. Ooh, OMG! <3333 Buttsecks! ^-^
5. Faster, you're making me cum! OMG!

by Panic! At The Gay Bar April 19, 2006