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Computer Shopper Letters

Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.
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NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!
by devidos November 9, 2012
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computer orgy

a pile of two or more computers
dont put your computer on mine, we dont want a computer orgy in here!
by ilikecomputerorgies May 13, 2020
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Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC
Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!
by Alou_Online June 15, 2022
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computer monitor

when you whip your girl with ethernet cables then bust a nut on said cables
A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.
by fishgaming May 10, 2023
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Computer

Strange device that speaks to you and makes you hallucinate via lights that comes out of its screen. You have
Mommy special arms are crawling out of the computer and asking for my soul
by Porncum69 March 16, 2024
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The absolute perfect example of a company that knows what they are doing all the time and never disappoints. They are your go to company if you need any type of computer problem, or if its just that stupid light that keeps flickering, they can fix it. Also doubles as a home improvement service. (Mainly for the elderly)
Innovative Computer Services? They are the best. Simple.
by techexpert December 10, 2022
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