subatomic computer

A machine specially a computer that completes tasks while being no bigger than a cell in size.
subatomic computers are not quantum computers, it is the size differences in which they perform.
by 1m1m0 September 23, 2022
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computer

One of the many places to rot your brains out and destroy the IQ and brain cells you have left.
human 1: "um... what happened to Jhon?"
human 2:".... COMPUTER"
by anonymous May 23, 2024
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Computer

A thingie that stores the information nobody shall ever see in your history.
I have to make sure nobody sees this computer!
by drumsoccer February 14, 2022
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computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde
by Sexydimma August 31, 2012
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Computer

You are using a computer to search for the definition of a computer.
by somerandomperson132 January 12, 2023
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Computer Virus

The most widespread computer virus in the world, "Microsoft Windows"!
by x135 November 19, 2023
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derrens computer

the term ‘derrens computer’ is kinda like an air conditioning unit. its alright until you open windows.
dude, i have a derrens computer. it keeps crashing
by bigmanchad May 18, 2023
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