computer slave

Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.

What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.

by vududady January 6, 2017

OK COMPUTER

A good album

Normie: Yo bro you wanna listen to some Taylor Swift and Kanye West?
Radiohead Fan: Nah I'm listening to OK COMPUTER :sunglasses-face:
Normie: *Dies of death*

by Styx223 April 20, 2024

Computer

An electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.

My computer crashed again :(

by Dr DIVYa January 23, 2024

hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

computer

a computer is a computer, deal with it

how cool are computers

shut up computers are computers, deal with it

by seanthesean March 29, 2022

your computer is about to crash

when you click on a video of a cat looking angry that was posted on discord you hear this before your computer commit toaster bath

user: posts cat video

me: clicks

video: your computer is about to crash

my pc: awjfaskjfaztjszkgjszkFjsezgjdgkxdjgsdgjdotjrsopvfsjfinsezopjeri4uweds853i4terhdfntuij348eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021

Computicating

When a guy and girl that are in a relationship only talk throught the computer (aim,msn,etc) and through texting. Without actual verbal contact like the phone and especialy in person. This usually shows you a really bad relationship with two prudes. And the guy probably has no balls to talk to her. Relationships should never be like this and are doomed from day 1.

Joe: my new girlfriend is so hot
Max: have you ever even talked to her?
joe:....no
Max: nice computicating.

by rockafelllaaaaa March 24, 2009