Computer

A box of "virtual" things and cat-fishers

Epilepsy and ligma is also in a computer

Bob: bro dat computes a alien ware

Joe: Hes gonna get Ligma

Computer = evil

by Dabbed_ON February 15, 2019

Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

This computer calculator is so stupid.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

Computer whore

Someone who is in bed with muiltiple operating systems , instead of sticking to one

Person 1: Why have you got a mac when you have a pc.
Person 2: it's because i love both and its alright tp be a computer whore

by daniel needs saving September 19, 2018

Computer pale

When being pale and a typical gamer

That guy is computer pale. I bet he is diamond 1.

by ThaUrbanD September 27, 2018

Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.

Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.

by MerlinWebster May 31, 2018

computer repentance

erasing your communication data from your electronic devices

The Hollywood actor was in a moment of computer repentance after reading about crime.

by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018

produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator

A game that just came out in yourmomspussydick 2046 produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator

let's play this game you cunt
ok let's play produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator

by Isuckpussy🍼 October 29, 2023