surprise randy

When a creepy older man named Randy emerges from your closet while you and your partner are engaged in coitus, only dressed in a superman cape and holding a red balloon.

Me and the lady were getting busy last night then my step dad busted in and gave us the ol' surprise Randy.

by sleepermedic December 14, 2021

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Randy Taylor

Just an old man living inside a high school band hall after talking about kissing his cat and liking it

Tim: Have you heard some random shite today.
Jim: I did, some old dude yelled that he liked kissing his cat or some shite!
Tim: Yep, that a classic Randy Taylor}.
Jim: Damn, mate.

by StupidRandomSh!t3 November 11, 2019

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Is a guy who's always horny, and act tough. He's tough tho, but inside he's a baby. He is fun to talk to, if you have Randy Dustin Williams in your life, you're so lucky. Randy is a very sweet guy who stays true and faithful in a relationship. You're lucky if you ever meet a Randy because they are the best kinds of guys out there. They're the type of boyfriends who piss you off but then won't leave you alone until they make you smile. He has a true heart and is always there for you. All of the girls that know him, like him but he only has one girl in mind. He is very cute and always has a special smell to him. If you ever meet a Randy, you will never forget him. Randy is one of the cutest guys to ever exist. He has a bit of a cowboy name but it suits him. He has a hard time verbally showing his feelings or affection. But when he does the attempt will be absolutely worth it! His strong yet cuddly stature almost reminds you of a grizzly bear! Even his hugs are great and bear-like. Overall Randy is simply the best uwuwuuwwuwu

Randy Dustin Williams is the best.
omg you're so randy today, i love it
girl 1 ; Hi, me and Randy are now together.
girl 2; omg, you're so luckyyy, i am so jealous right now
girl 3; aww i haven't find my randy yet

by swanseagei27 November 9, 2020

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