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Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.
"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?
by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023
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the default position

When a girl wants to fuck but she’s a noob.
hey you tryna fuck?? yeah but i’m a default so we gotta do the default position
by thatdefaultdoe August 17, 2018
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snail position

The snail position is an awkward position of two beings where one of them sticks their tongue down the other individual's ass while doing sexual intercourse. (only for very flexible people)
Gee! I can stretch! Let's commence in the snail position!
by Xello101 February 21, 2015
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frozen turkey position

Breast side up. Wings or arms in this case folded back. Legs cocked back and spread open. Pussy wide open like a turkey cavity when you are about to stuff it.
I had this chick in the frozen turkey position last night. Her pussy was so wide open I could see her cervix.
by W W Wilson January 13, 2024
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Trashcan Position

The unfortunate, often regrettable physical configuration one finds themselves in during sex, resembling a human being crumpled up and thrown away. Typically involves contortion, loss of dignity, and at least one limb going numb.
I didn’t stretch beforehand and now I can’t feel my spine—she had me in the trashcan position for 20 minutes.
by Akot June 20, 2025
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Cheech or Chong position

Noun

1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position.

2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt
"Dear God, if the cops show up, please let me be in either the Cheech or Chong position and not the one holding the evidence."
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
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dune sex position

Punching a Girls Stomach Before Inserting Your Dick. You Have To Activate Your Inner Sandworm. Like In The Movie Dune.
I am boutta active my sandworm with this dune sex position
by TBAT is TBAT April 20, 2024
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