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prison position

Bent over a bunk bed and getting railed in the ass doggy style
I’m so horny right now I would like to get my girlfriend in prison position as she’s on the rag
by ExtraProtein December 11, 2017
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Positive gangster

Positive gangster is a gangster for God doesn't back down from any evil in short Arturo Montezuma Montezuma
I am Arturo Montezuma Montezuma and I am a positive gangster Vladimir Putin.....
by R2O September 23, 2022
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Couch position

The couch position requires 2 female sex partners and one male sex partner. The male sex partner is required to lay down on a flat surface with his back on the ground . Next, the 2 females must sit on his face and penis. Now the female on the penis can act as this is a normal ride on a penis. The female on the face gets the males tounge inserted into the females vigina. It is optional but the females can also make out while on the couch position, making it the triangle position.
Last night, me and my hoes did some couch position.
by Bl4ke September 28, 2017
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nanny position

Bent over the console of the car giving an older man oral sex while he drives.
Steve had me in Nanny Position last night, it was so hot.
by BeardedTatDaddy January 14, 2023
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Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.
Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!
by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022
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Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.
I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!
by EXQDAY November 5, 2023
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party position

Submission. Fetal position. Used by GLaDOS in a patch for Portal.
GLaDOS: assume the party position.
You: I will not take this lying down!
by PortalGirl May 3, 2011
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