my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .

My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.

by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017

Broke

Brokus-Humanus is a different species of mammals derived from the homo sapiens this creature is so broke that. he can not afford airpods he doesnt have a dime of money in its wallet, he would say shit like "AiRpOdS ArE fOr PeoPlE wHo CaN'T AfFOrD The WiRe" but cry at night because they cannot buy airpods.

Guy 1: Bro look at this guy he is so broke!
Guy 2: How do you know?
Guy 1: Because he doesn't have air pods on!

by EeSea March 15, 2019

Broke

Something you laugh about in memes and reality shows until you actually are broke

Samuel: damn I'm broke af
Peter: at least you can afford lunch
Samuel: it was from the trash

by budgetsheep February 16, 2019

broke nigga alert

A phrase used to confirm that a nigga has reached the lowest point of financial

Stability to where affording anything above 10 dollars is as unlikely as u pulling a 10/10 latina

Ay bro I need some money I got fired

Bro: BROKE NIGGA ALERT ⚠️

by The man the myth broke nigga#1 November 23, 2024

Broke her ankles

When he fucks you so good you can't walk.

Joe: Yo man last night I broke her ankles
Bob: Really

Joe: Yeah she ain't gonna be able to walk for a week

by Ponyo Biscuit Nugget December 29, 2020

crotch broke

The leaking of emotional unrest, the feelings displayed by management to a superior subordinate, an extreme release of emotion through vocal and physical action

"Hey why are you eating so much peanut butter?", "The peanut butter and jelly police are all crotch broke about my sandwich again"

"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"

by McGraze August 8, 2020

broke ass

v. To flatulate in an explosive manner, exponentially more so than breaking wind

*Pvfvt!* Okay, who just broke ass?

by F.Courier December 15, 2015