by Farley Charlie August 31, 2024
Joe: Yo man last night I broke her ankles
Bob: Really
Joe: Yeah she ain't gonna be able to walk for a week
Bob: Really
Joe: Yeah she ain't gonna be able to walk for a week
by Ponyo Biscuit Nugget December 29, 2021
Joe: Yo man last night I broke her ankles
Bob: Really
Joe: Yeah she ain't gonna be able to walk for a week
Bob: Really
Joe: Yeah she ain't gonna be able to walk for a week
by Ponyo Biscuit Nugget December 29, 2021
Someone or something that has little to offer. “ What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”
“What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”
by Willy Wiskers July 9, 2023
A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
by CallMeCrimson44 June 21, 2022
by F.Courier October 22, 2015
Absolutely roughing up a crocker in his shimmy windle
Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM
Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM
by Scrotchular January 31, 2023