1. He's meeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaan!!!!
He's a meany!!
*Yeusha might not be one of his names I'm just guessing.
He's a meany!!
*Yeusha might not be one of his names I'm just guessing.
EXAMPLE:
Person 1: Who's that mean guy?
Person 2: That's God.
Person 1: Goddamn that bitch is mean?
Person 2: I don't think God will damn himself.
Person 1: He might..if he was stoned..
Person 2: Wanna slip him some dope?
Person 1:FUCK YES!!!
Person 2: All right!!
Person 1: Let's go.
~6 minutes later~
Person 2: Awww it didn't work.
Person 1: I though putting dope in his coffee was the way to go
Person 4: Not according to this *points at map*
Person 2: What happened to Person 3??
Person 3: djpgoejrt09eut-3joejrjee
Person 1: He's the guy who drank the coffee.
~7 years later~
Person 1: I'm so glad we had this baby together *nurses baby*
Person 2: What ever happened to God?
Satan: I put him in a cage.
Person 2: Really?
Satan: Oh yeah. And I spat on him.
Person 3: Well that's great.
Person 1: Who's that mean guy?
Person 2: That's God.
Person 1: Goddamn that bitch is mean?
Person 2: I don't think God will damn himself.
Person 1: He might..if he was stoned..
Person 2: Wanna slip him some dope?
Person 1:FUCK YES!!!
Person 2: All right!!
Person 1: Let's go.
~6 minutes later~
Person 2: Awww it didn't work.
Person 1: I though putting dope in his coffee was the way to go
Person 4: Not according to this *points at map*
Person 2: What happened to Person 3??
Person 3: djpgoejrt09eut-3joejrjee
Person 1: He's the guy who drank the coffee.
~7 years later~
Person 1: I'm so glad we had this baby together *nurses baby*
Person 2: What ever happened to God?
Satan: I put him in a cage.
Person 2: Really?
Satan: Oh yeah. And I spat on him.
Person 3: Well that's great.
by Maggie Hell October 7, 2008
If there is a god, humans sure are not in the form of god. Animals and plants are closer to the form of god, animals really dont mean each other (or humans) harm. People say they dont mean any harm, but theres really no such thing as a person who doesnt mean any harm. Meaning harm is universally human (being inhuman is universally human). What would there be guns for if people really didnt mean harm (including the gun someone plans to use as self defense against somebody else who means them or their family harm)?
Animals dont have bibles, animals dont have guns, so humans must have created god from some sense of guilt, since animals and plants dont seem to need a god, the sun is good enough for them.
by Solid Mantis September 15, 2020
1. A system made by the human race that is meant to justify what they believe is fictional or impossible to achieve.
2. Used to refer to something that cannot be explained.
2. Used to refer to something that cannot be explained.
by ShinInferno April 16, 2020
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by UrbanPete December 11, 2003
1. An upside down dog.
2. Some dood who invented the interwebssz.
3. Someone who caused great music (Slayer, Deicide etc.)
Oh yeh and Satan must have good taste in music... you'll know why if you listen to Deicide.
2. Some dood who invented the interwebssz.
3. Someone who caused great music (Slayer, Deicide etc.)
Oh yeh and Satan must have good taste in music... you'll know why if you listen to Deicide.
Example should include the word 'God'
1. umm... "lololololololl people say they're gonna get dog and call it syndrowm but I'm gonna call mine 'Er'."
2. "Father... give me strength."
-Bill Gates probably.
3.
METALHEAD: Hey do you like Deicide?
METALHEAD2: Yeh man! Hey, Satan must have good taste in music!
METALHEAD: Haha, you said it, Pal.
And the 2 METALHEAD's became great friends.... yay metal.
1. umm... "lololololololl people say they're gonna get dog and call it syndrowm but I'm gonna call mine 'Er'."
2. "Father... give me strength."
-Bill Gates probably.
3.
METALHEAD: Hey do you like Deicide?
METALHEAD2: Yeh man! Hey, Satan must have good taste in music!
METALHEAD: Haha, you said it, Pal.
And the 2 METALHEAD's became great friends.... yay metal.
by Beethovenjazzgrindgrind December 21, 2008
A term used to describe a guy who is idolized by fan girls much too often than appreciated.
These fan girls tend to be loud and obnoxious and "God" just wants to get away from all of the drama.
When guys see all these girls around 'God' from a distance, they wish they could be that guy. 'God' being the nice guy in the sky he is, wishes he could share (or unload) his "good" fortune with those who wish it.
These fan girls tend to be loud and obnoxious and "God" just wants to get away from all of the drama.
When guys see all these girls around 'God' from a distance, they wish they could be that guy. 'God' being the nice guy in the sky he is, wishes he could share (or unload) his "good" fortune with those who wish it.
by G-Lazer August 25, 2010