Woody

Sexy ass boy with a beautiful personality also very talented and attractive for girls he also gets mad very often

Girl 1 oh ma god this guy woody is soo cute
Girl 2 I wish I had woody he is soo fine

by Docter hillpherger December 4, 2018

Woody

To going missing for large periods of time without any prior notice.

Lord Lucan did a woody.

by Lord Football March 10, 2005

woody

A short round Farm-Boy that eats large quanities of raw meat.

Hey maw gimme the shotgun, there's a woody in the goat shed again.

by Franksterrr May 15, 2005

Woody

Woody is a kid with fashion sense and is a lovley guy who gets all the ladies even if there 5 or 60

Woody is so fit I wanna be him

by Marcusfeedskids January 18, 2021

woody

A redneck version of a condom

-I went to the market to buy some woodys so i could get er done.

by Bubba II September 10, 2005

Woodie

An extremely inquisitive person that can have a conversation with your voicemail and has a birthmark between her boobs.

Friend 1: Yo that girl was mad annoying she asked a million questions and did not stop talking.

Friend 2: Damn, what a woodie.

by Jchickens September 24, 2010

woody

someone who stinks realy bad, is fat and bald, rubs a throbing vain on his forhead called "Gorby" alot, and only showers about once every 2-3 weeks. And usualy loves to hit on FAT CHICKS!!

I don't know but Woody might have gerbles in his head !!!

by gusto80 August 18, 2009