Pauly was annoyed at Jenniboom's laughing so he shot his load into the fan to spray her in the face with a Norwich windmill to get her to shut up and to stop cackling.
by Hands and Boom August 6, 2008
As the man is about to ejaculate, he swings his penis around in a circular, windmill-like motion by thrusting his hips. This will throw the semen around the place of intercourse.
by The Sexual Visionary February 12, 2011
My roommate and his "close friend" decided to Pagan Windmill in my room last night. It'll take days to clean the sh*t off the walls.
by ColorfulPantaloons January 12, 2011
by Ulvblod January 23, 2009
by Sam and Katie June 29, 2006
The online chat equivalent of windmilling. When the protagonist indiscriminantly 'steams in' to one or more users of an online discussion forum.
E-Windmilling example from an internet discussion forum:
If you are the acid-faced, bespectacled, arrogant, humourless, stick-up-yer-arse git who hissed across the pub to instruct me to quit enjoying banter with the other teams in the pub quiz, please be informed that at the next quiz I have every intention of sitting right next to you and shouting out all the wrong answers right in your miserable, po-faced, evidently-works-in-finance ear.
Sir: If you don't like banter, don't go down the pub.
Looking forward to whupping your arse (in the quiz, of course. I don't do fisticuffs, even if that is what you were angling for last night. Sorry to deny you the satisfaction of neanderthal pleasures) next Sunday, once again.
If you are the acid-faced, bespectacled, arrogant, humourless, stick-up-yer-arse git who hissed across the pub to instruct me to quit enjoying banter with the other teams in the pub quiz, please be informed that at the next quiz I have every intention of sitting right next to you and shouting out all the wrong answers right in your miserable, po-faced, evidently-works-in-finance ear.
Sir: If you don't like banter, don't go down the pub.
Looking forward to whupping your arse (in the quiz, of course. I don't do fisticuffs, even if that is what you were angling for last night. Sorry to deny you the satisfaction of neanderthal pleasures) next Sunday, once again.
by Pub quiz March 30, 2009
When a guy sticks his dick in an ass, takes it out and slaps the other person in the face, imitating a windmill
Steven: "MAN!! last night I gave a girl an extremely excellent muddy windmill... she loved it!"
Jack: "Sounds like fun! We should try it sometime"
Jack: "Sounds like fun! We should try it sometime"
by JuneauPankake February 7, 2010