Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.
This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009
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An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.
"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
by Adam W. and Adam B. January 10, 2009
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Having three fingers up means that you’re madly Inlove with shayasthma
Yo look! That person has three fingers up! They like shay!
by shayasthma April 5, 2022
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Holding three fingers up in a photo means that the person is a homosexual apart of the Three Gay gang.
Person 1: Hey did you see Ryan holding three fingers up in his photo?

Person 2: Yeah, I did I think he might be apart of the Three Gay gang.
by Bangla Toilet Service May 17, 2022
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A technique employed by a female, used to stimulate the surface genital area to orgasm. The wrist is flexed and the middle three fingers are held rigid on the clitoral area; continue in an up and down fashion until the task is completed.
"Dude, you need a good three-finger stiff wrist to loosen yourself up."
by Jennifer C. and Emily B. April 20, 2007
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A teacup where the handle can only hold three fingers and the cup can only hold two tea bags worth of tea.
I wanted an espresso cup, but I got a Three Finger Double Teabagger
by Larry The Unstable Guy February 9, 2021
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