the thinker

When you're hammered and fall asleep while on the toilet, often in a position that resembles the famous statue.

Alex went full chee mode last night and I woke up to find him in the thinker.

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

OVERTHINKING THINKER

it means that u are over thinking so hard that u start to think about the fact that you are overthinking because u thought

soo hard

person 1: bro what are u doing
person 2: iam becoming the overthinking thinker
person 1: what does that legit mean
person 2: iam the thinker of gotham

by Shisu1 July 4, 2023

The Thinker

The Antagonist of ‘No country for old men.’ The guy with the cool haircut. Not the guy from the flash. Bro is not the thinker.

“Man I can’t believe people actually thought the thinker wasn’t the guy from no country for old men.”

“The guy from the flash is NOT the thinker.”

by NotJohno July 17, 2023

Face Thinker

A person who makes facial expressions based on what they are thinking about. Usually unaware they do so, or simply don't care.

Johnny: *sneers at nothing in particular.*
Dave: What the hell is up with Johnny's face?
Marc: Oh, he's just a face thinker, don't worry about it.

by Hypok November 6, 2016

The thinker

you know everything for no reason

bro you're actually the thinker

by thinkertron November 5, 2023

Poon Thinker

Someone who only thinks women are there for sexual pleasure.

Dylan is a Poon thinker , Of Poonism Ways

by Pooner69 June 12, 2021