Susan

Go fuck yourself justin

Look at the person that hates Justin! Must be susan

by jayohxasap_ February 21, 2018

Susan

Susan.
Susan is an imaginary person's name. Susan is a cocky bitch.

"I can't help, sorry, i'm balance." No Susan, you're just a bitch.

by sealdealer May 25, 2018

susaning

really overthinking, generally anxious

"She's susaning again, am I right fellas"

by morty May 8, 2014

Susan

A nice lady that can help you with your problems. Good cook and half Irish

P1: Have you seen a Susan
P2: Yep she is the best cook in the world xx

by Doggiediving December 15, 2019

Susan

Sexy bitch who stole some idiots heart and kept it

Susan I will avenge you

by Hornhonker September 12, 2018

Susan!

Susan is the type of girl who knows how to have sex. She will tell you she’s a virgin but then she will hit you with the vacuum seal double hand twist gwak gwak combo 3000

Me: “Hello female what is your name?”
Susan: “Susan!!!”
Me: “Cool get on your knees and give me.... Rough Sex!”

by Jimmy’s Bros March 21, 2019

Susan

Some feminist that took the kids and doesn’t give a poop about anyone else

Yeah Susan took the kids last night so now I’m going to go find the rope.

by Ironicbitch February 18, 2019