When it’s been forever since she has responded and you want to get her attention yet confuse her so you say 18 on a stretcher
by Giggitygoo415 January 24, 2021
A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.
A) A pipe stretcher is a guy that brings any random person, man or woman, to his camper, just to make sweet disappointing love.
B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name
B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name
A)I met this pipe stretcher on a construction site and it was the most disappointing sex ever
B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup
B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup
by Ineedanewjob June 7, 2023
by The Vagician 315 December 18, 2014
by textman09 December 27, 2013
Strech-er
Verb
1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.
Verb
1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.
"Yooo bro? I need you to pick me up. There is like 10 firefighters trying to stretcher me."
"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"
"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"
by Urban EMS March 14, 2019
Tell me Mrs. McTavish, you said that your new born son weighed 25 lbs at birth yet three weeks later, he now weighs only 15 lbs. what happened? "Oh, we had his mound stretcher circumsized your majesty".
by Baffersty March 7, 2018