post-pub shrapnel

The wallet or pocket full of 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent coins you have after a night out down the local. €4.05 pints make this even worse than normal.

"Ah jaysus Marty, my wallet is full of post-pub shrapnel again"

by StrokeCity December 26, 2005

bombs to the eyebrows, shrapnell to the eyelash

Comes from Hebrew.
Originally said: "ptzatzot lagabot, resissim larissim"
Bombs rimes with eyebrows and shrapnell rimes with eyelash (in Hebrew).
This phrase describes an extremely positive event or experience.

Adam: "how was the party?"
Eve: "bombs to the eyebrows, shrapnell to the eyelash!"

by StakeJunior October 11, 2008

BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart)

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.

Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.

by DennisFreeman April 1, 2019

Burger shrapnel

Partially or undigested sesame seeds in your shit, usually after eating a burger. Really differentiates the experience of burger shits from ordinary meat shits.

"Man I really felt all that burger shrapnel coming out"

by Il Senza Preteze July 9, 2022

shrapnel legs

1) Legs that look like they've gone through world war II

Damn man, look at johnny! he got some shrapnel legs!

by LONGBEACHWESTSIDER June 13, 2010

Shrapnel

I invented a new shart. Upon lowering yourself towards the toilet, a bit comes out and hits the seat. As you've already committed to gravity you can'd but help sit right on it and finish the deed. You only get hit by a piece not the whole load so I call it the shrapnel.

Damn this diarrhea, I just got hit by shrapnel.

by orangecube January 3, 2019

Shrapnel

Rides a huffy with flat tires, no helmet and a massive mullet

Look at that bloke over there! What a shrapnel

by tgdygvsjhcgzvjcygdv February 18, 2022