Short-bus

A short bus is a bus the is about 40% smaller and carries a bunch of retards ready for school.

Hey! Look a short-bus just past.

by Richard Adkins December 12, 2017

Short bus deligaton

Group of people when they get together, act so foolishly that you think they rode the short bus together.

Look at these guys from hooters. They obviously think the girls are hot. To bad they’re apart of the Short bus deligaton

by Colin33448 November 22, 2017

Short-Bus Renegade

A mentally handicapped person, often made fun of or mocked by others. popularized by an AIM buddy icon from www.ballericons.com

Whoa, that kid is a short-bus renegade.

by SqUuUeezy June 7, 2003

riding the short bus

Participating in sexual intercourse with an autistic, or otherwise disabled male.

"Dude, Henry caught Jacob riding the short bus."
"What is he gay?"
"No just desperate."

by DanTheFuckwad17 March 9, 2018

Redneck Short Bus

Any kind of truck designed for showing off rather than function. Often driven by rednecks who never completed high school. Doesn't matter if it's a $50K F250 or a $200 1984 Chevy Beater with 30 inch tires, as long as it's driven to look tough with out serving any function and guzzling too much gas.

You're jogging down the road, you turn the corner and jump for the bushes because the Redneck Short Bus clipped the corner and almost hit you.

by hHop October 8, 2013

The Short Bus

If you are sick of the typical oral pleasures and you want to turn it up a notch.

Try The Short Bus

1 in the front, 8 in the rear.

"THE SHORT BUS"

Using 2 Hands:

1 in the front, 8 in the rear.

BOOYA!!

by Johnny Wakitoff November 2, 2010

short bus baking

When someone tries to bake something and after looking at it, you swear it was baked by a retard who rode the short bus to school

"Man, BB's pie was short bus baked!"

by HJ September 28, 2004