Sasquatch

The overly hairy girl who sits in front of you during math.

Hey where’s the Sasquatch today?

by Derich October 20, 2002

Sasquatch

A type of female that is everywhere, unlike the Sasquatch. A giant love filled clique which is completely void of boys, except for the odd gay or oddball. They are generally friends with hipsters and avoid slags due to disgust. Makes up about half of the female school population. They almost never have boyfriends although by the time they're twenty they will be extremely attractive.

Sidney:So what are Sasquatches?

Ben:See that large group of girls over their.

Sidney:Yes

Ben: Them

by Triangle-maker December 23, 2012

Sasquatch

The act of quickly driving away from a person who is attempting to open the door to get in your car.

Kevin-Dude, call Maddie, I wanna sasquatch her so bad

Ben-Okay.

by smalltitsbigtitsniggatitspinea January 10, 2012

Sasquatching

A tactic for escaping a zombie apocalypse suggested by Robet Kirkland on The Nerdist Podcast, wherein you go to the woods, find sasquatch, and both you and sasquatch hang yourselves, while jerking each other off.

Well, I guess it's finally time to go Sasquatching.

by PeggyAnnoyed December 12, 2011

Sasquatch

A fat, ugly little man with lots of body hair, he could be mistaken for that half-human/half-ape creature that lives in the woods

I gave Sasquatch a $500 gift card from a spa, he needs hair removal badly.

by The Real Canadian May 08, 2019

Sasquatch

Lindsay

Look there is a sasquatch (points at lindsay)

by auhvlbsjvhvlusi;n;vhssliuhvsvu March 12, 2019

Sasquatch

A hairy gay man who is talller than an Otter, but thinner than a Bear.

As a tall, thin man, Nick wasn't attracted to Otters, and found Bears a little too husky. Hopefully he finds a tall, athletic Sasquatch.

by justjon78 February 28, 2020