by Kodizzie March 05, 2014

A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.
"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."
by Gropium June 10, 2025

by ShacClO July 25, 2019

by Shshdjdjdhdu November 28, 2020

A man who never touches grass, because they are too busy playing a fake military game. They could play all the other games but chose breakpoint. They probably don’t take showers, and they are likely gooner. Do not approach.
by Annonwhe January 10, 2024

by smedley333 December 13, 2023

A man who is so communist that he doesn’t just miss one shot in rainbow 6 siege but misses all shots equally. He has control over madden and would give up his left nut for the Lions to win a super bowl.
by Dragonslayer45 October 20, 2020
