Susan: Will you pardon me, I really have to girly rant.
Jill: Go ahead, I want to hear it.
Susan: GEE! Hes so cute, and hes got these great eyes, have I mentioned how funny he is? We have so much in common! Hes just amazing... (goes on)
Jill: Thats great!
Jill: Go ahead, I want to hear it.
Susan: GEE! Hes so cute, and hes got these great eyes, have I mentioned how funny he is? We have so much in common! Hes just amazing... (goes on)
Jill: Thats great!
by Katie E October 21, 2007
Its the need to try and be the best at things and bust out facts that are clearly not true at all. And when that attempt has failed they go into this ranting fit that only ends with them getting thrown out of there mother's basement.
Chin: Dude my penis is not 3 inches. (recites some facts he heard from someone that are completely false.)
John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.
Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.
Weeks later.
John: Where did Chin go?
Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.
John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.
Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.
Weeks later.
John: Where did Chin go?
Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.
by Brisco County June 12, 2009
by shayan it worker May 7, 2019
An emotional, self-righteous diatribe against something, usually without much of a factual foundation. Named after Molly Wood of CNET's Buzz Report and Buzz Out Loud.
Today's Molly rant was that the iPhone sucks because she couldn't slide the slider or press the letter P.
by Ikcor October 4, 2007
A Molly Rant is a verbose monologue in which the speaker (the Molly) outlines the for the audience the numerous, usually obvious, flaws with certain concept (the subject of the Molly Rant). The subject is generally a new/revised product, law or digital rights management scheme.
by David Mullaney October 5, 2007
Person1: Hey Tara, how are you today?
Tara: Fine, just like a motherfucker whore gay asshole jackass that loves to eat shit.
Person1: Oh dear, what a Tara rant.
Person2: Hey Tara, what'd you do today?
Tara: Just sitting here waiting on the gay bitch faggot sunshine to come the fuck out.
Person2: Gee, that Tara rant was horrible.
Tara: Fine, just like a motherfucker whore gay asshole jackass that loves to eat shit.
Person1: Oh dear, what a Tara rant.
Person2: Hey Tara, what'd you do today?
Tara: Just sitting here waiting on the gay bitch faggot sunshine to come the fuck out.
Person2: Gee, that Tara rant was horrible.
by ihatetaramore May 2, 2013