Something unexpected and irrelevant, but often amusing. A very over-used word now, please people, use it when something really is random. See example below for a true example of random.
Holly: Sorry to hear your hamster died Bob...
Bob: Window cleaners for British rail should watch out for flying man-eating deckchairs today, swimming in from the south along with the flea-ridden coathangers. The calf needs the blinds shut due to his purple parrot problem, and the pet washing line needs a slap round the face for dropping the flying monkey on the "queen of the night" tulips. The muffin man is responsible for the sudden outburst of rain yesterday as he forgot to pay the rent on his blue strawberries. I'm sorry, did you say you wanted a biscuit?
Holly: Random! Custard cream please.
Bob: Window cleaners for British rail should watch out for flying man-eating deckchairs today, swimming in from the south along with the flea-ridden coathangers. The calf needs the blinds shut due to his purple parrot problem, and the pet washing line needs a slap round the face for dropping the flying monkey on the "queen of the night" tulips. The muffin man is responsible for the sudden outburst of rain yesterday as he forgot to pay the rent on his blue strawberries. I'm sorry, did you say you wanted a biscuit?
Holly: Random! Custard cream please.
by Madi April 18, 2004
A redneck term used commonly with large vehicles. Referring directly to making physical contact with something else using the vehicle.
by Josue1 November 12, 2007
-A term to describe something that doesn't have a definite shape, form, appearance, or state.
-A term used for describing something or someone that is unpredictable or contradictory to predictions.
-A term used for describing something that has an indefinite outcome and can by no means be predicted accurately.
-A term to describe something that is different every time it occurs.
-A term used for describing something or someone that is unpredictable or contradictory to predictions.
-A term used for describing something that has an indefinite outcome and can by no means be predicted accurately.
-A term to describe something that is different every time it occurs.
The water splashed on the ground and dispersed randomly.
It was very hot yesterday and it is snowing today. The weather is very random!
It was very hot yesterday and it is snowing today. The weather is very random!
by Kilerbomb July 14, 2012
by Only1One April 6, 2015
Practically an Ideology in comedy and is used by comedians to generate humour. The concept of "Randomism" is where a person just says the completely most unexpected thing in order to get a laugh. The idea is to be as random as possible with topics.
Lee Evans, Steven Wright, Emo Phillips, Lee Mack, Dylan Moran are all comedian examples of these randomists.
E.g. The Comedian Dylan Moran uses "Randomism" in his stand up
E.g. The Comedian Dylan Moran uses "Randomism" in his stand up
by Billy Benny Benji February 13, 2008
The act of being random.
Typically used by teenage girls who are inept of a regular social interaction. This idea of "humor" is commonly seen on the internet, such as MySpace or various forums.
The varying enactments of randomness in public places include shouting out non-sequiturs, such as "I'm a duck!" or "Magic unicorn hyperforce team of love!" and uttering them among their friends.
The performer of such verbal botchery often takes pride in their socially awkward achievements, for they have recreated an "original" type of humor that they find delightfully esoteric and fresh. Or they could just like bugging or dissuading people.
Typically used by teenage girls who are inept of a regular social interaction. This idea of "humor" is commonly seen on the internet, such as MySpace or various forums.
The varying enactments of randomness in public places include shouting out non-sequiturs, such as "I'm a duck!" or "Magic unicorn hyperforce team of love!" and uttering them among their friends.
The performer of such verbal botchery often takes pride in their socially awkward achievements, for they have recreated an "original" type of humor that they find delightfully esoteric and fresh. Or they could just like bugging or dissuading people.
Person #1: Oh, hi! I'm Person #1! Nice to meet you! I like pink pinguins and twinkes! Teehee! Sorry, I'm random! Randomness!
Person #2: Heh. That's nice. Bye.
Person #2: Heh. That's nice. Bye.
by MsAnonn July 30, 2009
a random is somone usually meet while playing a online game.
they are usually no life geeks who sit around all day playing games and send you messages trying to make fun of you while they sound like a 12 year old boy.
they are usually no life geeks who sit around all day playing games and send you messages trying to make fun of you while they sound like a 12 year old boy.
by MRstone August 18, 2009