pum = poo bum
bad word to call someone
anna - god johannah you're such a pum!
johannah - you cant use that word! i made it up!
by Anna Couniham March 9, 2008
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Pum is a female, typically attractive. It encompasses all females as a singular objective; getting pum.

Prefixes can be added at leisure, like blondepum or easypum.

pronounced like you would pronounce boom in the word; boomting. Or room, if you live in northern UK.
Peter: Get any pum last night?
Darcy: No, it was a sausage-fest.

Timothy: Got some ethnicpum last night.
Carol: How dare you encompass all non-white women into one category. You black bastard.
by Buffy McBike July 25, 2009
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An exclamation of intrigue. Usually containing a sexual connotation.

As seen in Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7

Ex.
Attractive Female: "Hey, my parents are gone for the weekend, you should come over tonight."

Responding Male: "Parum pum"

Ex.
First friend: "Hey, (attractive female) said that she thought you were hot."

Responding friend: "Parum pum."
by Eel Leinahtan October 17, 2007
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Pum, is a gooch of which is hairy
Man that girl's pum was discusting
Meaning she had a hairy gooch
by Liam Villette November 25, 2007
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one who laughs at their own jokes
"man he is such a pum"
by Philip717 May 6, 2008
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