Possibly using a passed out drunk guy. You soak his balls in tuna fish for about 20 minutes, then you proceed to lay him in a hammock on his stomach with a precise cutout for his nutsack. Then you wait for the neighborhood cats to arrive.
by kris1071 June 28, 2006
A person who is subject of a verbal lashing for no reason at all by a individual who is stressed out.
by BruinKiller3469 April 2, 2009
Guy 1: Hey did you study th murderous Pinata in school yet?
Guy 2: what the fuck fo you mean the trojan horse
Guy 2: what the fuck fo you mean the trojan horse
by dumb names for stupid things November 17, 2018
Salty Pinata- the given name to the act of having a man 'fuck' the mouth/throat of a girl (or guy) while their head dangles off of the bed/couch. The man's genitalia must also be sweating enough to visible notice, and the testicles must be slapping the partner in the face with every thrust. It is the combination of the salt and swinging, slapping testicles that make a salty pinata
by redthealmightypunchdrunk February 16, 2011
A sugar-pinata is an elderly women (aged 85+) whom is dating a young gentleman (effectively a sugar-baby) and has written the young fellow into her will, leaving all her money to him after her timely demise. From this point on she is a sugar-pinata because if the young man 'does his duties well enough', he shall break her hip, cause a fatal trauma leading to her death and thus gain her life earnings. Metaphorically he broke the sugar-pinata and money came out in a similar fashion to how sweets come out of a pinata commonly used at Mexican children's birthday parties.
University student 1: Dude, how you afford that YOLO-swag flat?
University student 2: I meet a sugar-pinata and I released her from this plain of existence using my dick. Now I am even richer.
University student 1: Brah, yo dick kills.
University student 2: Keep talking like that and I'll make sure your grandmother becomes my next paycheck. I am sick to fucken death of poor people.
University student 2: I meet a sugar-pinata and I released her from this plain of existence using my dick. Now I am even richer.
University student 1: Brah, yo dick kills.
University student 2: Keep talking like that and I'll make sure your grandmother becomes my next paycheck. I am sick to fucken death of poor people.
by Sa+anluvr123 January 25, 2017
When you hang yourself with a belt after taking a ton of laxatives and shitting uncontrollably as you choke to death.
I'm thinking of doing a dirty pinata when I'm 107 to get back at that asshole orderly while he's on his smoke break.
by Craptrocity April 7, 2023
by Dhover54 April 25, 2022