A stated filled with flaming penis envying homos who have nothing nice to say about their state only lame attempts to diss on the greater state of Texas. This is obvious in the fact that all the Sooner idiots can do is take the Texas hook-em sign and turn it upside down. That is how uncreative and retarded this penis envying state is. Nothing good has ever came out of Oklahoma. OUs basketball team is a piece of shit and so is the rest of their athletics department. OUs football team is over-ranked. Remember last year when they got beat by Kansas State for the Big 12 title hahaha. Or who could forget the time they choked and blew it against LSU.
I wish I could leave Oklahoma sooner, so I could move to a more populus, creative, and productive state such as Texas.
Wow our school at Oklahoma sucks balls. All we got is a decent football team that is going to lose to USC. I wish I was going to a school that provided me with a better education and more opportunities in the future like that great school called the University of Texas.
Wow our school at Oklahoma sucks balls. All we got is a decent football team that is going to lose to USC. I wish I was going to a school that provided me with a better education and more opportunities in the future like that great school called the University of Texas.
by narf December 21, 2004
The best state in the whole United states, and it beats Texas by a lot, and it beats NY, California, and all the other hoity-toity little asshole states.we have THE best football teams ever. I'm sure you've herd of them (OSU, and OU, Cowboys and Sooners) so...yeah. This place is definitely not full of hicks. okay? So just stop with all the rumors that everyone here fucking rides a horse to school or whatever to work, or that we live in teepees, or whatever you douchbags that have never been to Oklahoma think. We have very good towns, great for raising kids,I should know, I am one myself, and I'm still doing fine, yes I like guns, yes I like firecrackers, and my grandfather owns some land, but guess what? I don't give a fuck if you think I'm a hillbilly. You can go fuck yourself. Anywayss, Oklahoma is a great state to live in, we have nice people (don't get me wrong, we have our share of douchebags, but please don't think we're ALL douches or hicks just because you meet a douche or a hick from OKlahoma), and we don't just have freaking fields and cows. we have concrete. and houses. and buses. and buildings. and businesses. we DON'T have dirt and grass only, we DON'T all own land and live in country houses with barns, and we DO NOT only have a bunch of guys in pickup trucks selling " Deep Fried Pa'taters" or " You can make luv ta my dawter fer fitty cints" ALRIGHT?
Billy Joe Bob- ayyye! My name is Billy Joe Bob and I live in Yonkers, New York, and I am a First-class douchebag.
Brandon Ray Boudreaux-Hello, my name is Brandon, and I live In Yukon, Oklahoma, and I own a business called ICM(International Crystal Manufacturing).
Brandon Ray Boudreaux-Hello, my name is Brandon, and I live In Yukon, Oklahoma, and I own a business called ICM(International Crystal Manufacturing).
by THEbestgirlyou'llmeet November 20, 2011
Word used to demoralize and shun those who attempt jokes and no one laughs. Is made to be said out loud so everyone can laugh at that asshole who isn't funny.
salmon: im gunna drop you like 5th period spanish
mike: Oklahoma.
jj: anything said ever
everyone: oklahoma
mike: Oklahoma.
jj: anything said ever
everyone: oklahoma
by rizzaa April 29, 2007
Safe word for an erection.
Used in reference to the shape of the American state, Oklahoma, with its very long panhandle.
Used in reference to the shape of the American state, Oklahoma, with its very long panhandle.
by S.K.M.Jr. June 25, 2011
by Steamer78 June 18, 2013
The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.
Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
When laying in bed with your other, you fart, wait a second or two and lift the covers and drop them fast creating a rush of ass smelling wind straight to your others face.
by xkfalling September 14, 2010