Keys

The metallic shits you thought you left on the table but they aren't actually there and are in the sink....for some reason?

Guy1: Hey where are the keys?

Guy2: On the table

Guy1: you left them in the sink dumbass 🤦 ♂️

by CokiE_Boi October 16, 2020

Key

Your major crush, one you often mastrbate to their yearbook picture. The key to your heart.

My key is hotter than yours

by Hibamaedabae May 06, 2014

An Asian girl who is smart to the highest extremity of intelligence. Often confused with a cyborg.

Wow, you're such a mega smart. You are such a Kei.

by Zadokan May 02, 2005

by blur July 10, 2003

when one is completely high from smoking maijuana. side effects include feeling happy, sleepy, then hungry.

guy 1: man we were smokin and i was so keyed, i thought i was flyin
guy 2: shit forreal, youre dumb

by mrszxbryant May 31, 2009

/noun/ a very sweet and smart dog, she loves chicken and fish so much.

example : Kei will excitedly wag her tail when she saw you coming from the door.

Listen closen or to have input in ones conversation

I was keying in to what he was saying

by Dp Off Da Ko July 04, 2019