Jacking Off

here is how you jack off, jk you sick fuck......

"Wanna start jacking off?" said Peter

Jacking Off by hmmmyeskindadoit March 11, 2020

Out Jacking Off

A different way of saying you don't have jack shit to do and are out screwing around.

Girlfriend: Where were you?
Boy friend: Out jacking off

Out Jacking Off by This guy is not that guy May 2, 2011

Flap-Jacking-Off 

1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")

"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."

Flap-Jacking-Off by Sonique Pussi March 24, 2013

Jacking off

its when your badically fucking someones asshole and your saying so hard so loud that ur girl hears you in asia

jacking off is having 69 in the car

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Jacking off by jackingoffshit July 9, 2019

Go to hell for jacking off crowed

A term for all the prudes,fundamentalist etc. in the world because they believe that God will even send you to hell for jacking off.

He's in the go to hell for jacking off crowed.

Go to hell for jacking off crowed by The Fury 13 December 3, 2010

jacking off

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jacking off by fapping January 3, 2017

jockin off 

When someone is copying your style in a big way.

He bought the same hat, and got the same hair cut as me. He's really jockin off my style.

jockin off by Rtkkingdick April 5, 2019