An Absolute Chad of a man, He is the only one that could beat Goku in fight. The shear power of this trigga is bewildering. Each and every time I hear this trigga's name my legs go cold and I shamble to the restroom to shit myself,the shit runs down my legs...Then I hear it,as the Elden Ring Boss music starts God(Ian) rips my roof off and picks me up by my neck and stare at me, only to stale my nearing death.
by Fairly Asian June 7, 2022
Scottish version of the English name John. The corruption stems from as late as 1989 from the Indiana Jones film "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade". In this film, Harrison Ford plays Indiana (Dr) Jones, who nearly plunges to his death when he steps on the letter "J" as the first letter of the word "Jehovah", when every good classical scholar knows that this word actually begines with an "I". Therefore, seeing as though I was actually born in 1979, for the first 10 years of my life I was known as "Jan", and it was only with the release of this film that my true name of "Ian" was made known to me through the self eveident truths of Holywood.
by Ian/Jan July 22, 2006
by Fishing life December 13, 2016
Girl: I've met an Ian
Her friend: Oh my god, your life is complete. If you don't keep him in your life, I will hurt you and torture you for making such a big mistake.
Her friend: Oh my god, your life is complete. If you don't keep him in your life, I will hurt you and torture you for making such a big mistake.
by Under pressure 430 February 23, 2019
1) Ian is an awesome name from the best nation on earth!
2) Yo, that kid writes, acts and plays guitar; he Ians 24/7!
3) -You're an Ian!
-A what?
2) Yo, that kid writes, acts and plays guitar; he Ians 24/7!
3) -You're an Ian!
-A what?
by Anigav II January 1, 2007