Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")

by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009

fluffing the sheep

a phrase meaning masturbating

I walked in on my husband last night while he was fluffing the sheep!!

by (¯'._.[Rogelio]._.'¯) June 17, 2008

Fluffing up the bagel

Its basically just making your pussy wet and talented for bed

"Are you fluffing up the bagel darling?" My husband that is 6 feet and has a 9 inch dick said

by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020

Fluffing

When you do everything for a girl but haven't yet received coochie.

Naw man he's not pussy whipped he hasn't gotten any yet he's just fluffing her.

by Starships89H July 18, 2024

fluffing

Using an excessive preamble to set the stage and therefore manipulate for a simple, straightforward request. The person making the request is the fluffer and the recipient of the request or the person being fluffed.

"I know you're probably not going to like this and I most likely don't deserve it and I know I've promised to not ask again, especially since I just asked yesterday, but could I borrow the car for one more trip to town, whereas the person responds with, quit fluffing me.

by paperjam February 05, 2019

Fluffing my oats

When someone or something is getting you all agitated.

Republicans are really fluffing my oats these day's

by BigGCount February 23, 2017

Fluffing it up

When you fart and use your hands to wave the smell towards your nose

I'm fluffing it up to smell what I ate

by Frankie white August 17, 2016