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fluffinuficus 

fluf-in-nuff-ick-us
n.v.adj.conj v. conj adv. stupid.

A master of fluffing, usually consisting of one or more fluffers attempting to fluffing one's self/ one another while whistling dixie and making crude jokes about fluffing your dog. Most Fluffinuficus tend to be Lonely individuals in need of psychiatric care. In some rare cases a fluffinuficus may or may not be a douche queef.
Guy 1: What's up, Fluffinuficus?
Guy 2: Not Much, Mr Fluffington.
Guy 1: You wanna go fluff?
Guy 2: Only if you go first, sexy.

Fluffin' Around 

When you have alot of things to do but in reality you're just doing nothing. Wasting time, more or less. You know, what you do when you have lots and lots of homework but you don't feel like doing it.
Hey whats up?
Nothing much, Im just Fluffin' Around.

Beaver Fluffin'

Is another term used for lesbian oral sex. When you use your tongue to fluff the carpet of your lesbian lovers beaver.
Celena to one of her friends at work..."Last night was so good, I can hardly walk today, Amanda has gotten so good at beaver fluffin', I never want her head out from my pussy."

flaffing 

Engaging in Aimless unproductive activity. Such activity itself. Used in Derbyshire to tell off ones fellow workers when they are not being helpful.
"Stop flaffing about and gerron wit't'job"
flaffing by Enya Penk May 11, 2012
Fluffin- is when you are the king of your own pirate ship and own gorillas and stuff that think you are their god
Bob- yesterday i was fluffin my f'ing brains out and you know how like in the sandlot they have their old 30 year old voices in their head, but they are actually kids, its like that if you also owned your own pirate ship with gorillas aboard it.

Tom- WTF
fluffin by Big Fluffin November 1, 2009

dutch fluffin 

While receiving oral pleasures, the act of farting and holding the givers head down so they are forced to breathe in the aroma of your fart.
Sally is so stupid she was giving me dome and I hit her with the dutch fluffin. I farted and held her head down on my dick until she gagged. It was so rank even I could smell it.
dutch fluffin by Chiggity Chza February 6, 2008